Youth sports are supposed to be about kids learning the game, making friends, gaining confidence, and having some fun.

Then the parents show up.

These children may be three, four, five, or six years old. Some are still learning which direction to run. Half of them are more interested in the grass, snacks, or waving at Grandma than winning the game.

Yet some jackass on the sideline acts like it’s the World Cup. Parents scream instructions over the coach, criticize children who aren’t theirs, and argue with teenage referees or parent volunteers who are simply trying to keep the game moving.

Here’s a thought: if you’re screaming louder than the coach, arguing every call, or embarrassing your child from the sidelines, the problem probably isn’t the referee.

Your preschooler is not signing a professional contract after the game. College scouts are not hiding behind the concession stand. Nobody’s athletic future depends on whether a group of five-year-olds remembered which goal was theirs.

Let the coaches coach. Let the officials officiate. Let the kids run around, make mistakes, learn something, and enjoy themselves.

And if you cannot control yourself during a children’s sporting event, stay the hell home.

WTF.